Oh tumblr

My computer is dying. :(

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:57:12 -0400

My computer is dying. :(

godsdammitk: hornyspice: my birthday cake GET THE FUCK INTO...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:47:43 -0400

godsdammitk:

hornyspice:

my birthday cake

GET THE FUCK INTO MY MOUTH

nicholxs: Nicki claps with her ass This still makes me cry...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:51:54 -0400

nicholxs:

Nicki claps with her ass

This still makes me cry laughing

askthosesillystickmen: So, that just happened…

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:05:09 -0400

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

cinderlaura: cinderlaura: i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:37:16 -0400

cinderlaura:

cinderlaura:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

thepsychoemoreport: Ok whats up with all these people drawing...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:43:36 -0400

thepsychoemoreport:

Ok whats up with all these people drawing the hybrid pokemon? Like its fucking awesome! Why wasn’t this done sooner?!

celtysturlusons: this was my favorite picture from the con

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:30:26 -0400

celtysturlusons:

this was my favorite picture from the con

jake-clark: Somebody make these real

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:20:51 -0400

jake-clark:

Somebody make these real

One of the most amazing animated shorts ever.

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:24:29 -0400

One of the most amazing animated shorts ever.

Tumblr

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:10:31 -0400

Where you can get a big smile with one post and the next will make you depressed.

Fuck.

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:08:48 -0400

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

Tough one.

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:05:20 -0400

Tough one.

canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:04:59 -0400

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:03:06 -0400

Putredume time

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:46:54 -0400

yedgart:

literally WP’s optics:

Hahaha esa cara.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:51:33 -0400

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:08:30 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

Holy shit.

prguitarman: That’d scare the shit out of me

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:52:55 -0400

prguitarman:

That’d scare the shit out of me

Me.

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:50:09 -0400

Me.

galaxys4: IMPORTANT JIM.

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:48:40 -0400

galaxys4:

IMPORTANT

JIM.